If only I were free to fuck as many men as I wanted to and as often as I could; would I want to fuck more or less often?
If only I had the balls to talk to that handsome stranger that kept smiling at me on the crowded tube; Piccadilly line, Eastbound.
If only I could have that carefree random fuck on that crowded platform with that sexy underground worker; he always blows me a kiss in the morning.
Would I, if I could….?
If only!